英文幽默故事合集,英文幽默小故事精选

一、英文幽默故事精选

1、An elephant said to a mouse ,”no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen .”
“Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down .”the mouse said .”I will tell a flea what I know.”

一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

2、Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: “Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.”
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the “c”.
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the “l”.

格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知:“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”
一个学生读了通知后,擦掉了字母“c”(lass:姑娘)。
后来劳里教授来了,也想开开玩笑,他擦掉了字母“l”(ass:笨驴)。

3、Doctor:Please open your mouth,madam.
Lady:Thank you very much,doctor.
Doctor:Why do you thank me?
Lady:Because my husband always asked me to shut up.

医生:请打开你的嘴,夫人.
女士:谢谢你,医生.
医生:你为什么谢我?
女士:因为我丈夫总是让我闭嘴.

二、英文幽默故事推荐

1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,”School-Go slow”.

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着”学校—-慢行”.

2、One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, “What’s the meaning of the word ‘Drunk’, dad?” “Well, my son,” his father replied, “look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.”
“But, dad,” the boy said, ” there’s only ONE policeman!”

一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

3、One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, “Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don‘t mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they‘re still running.”

位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师,他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时,他说:“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味,了无生趣,所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。”

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